Welcome Ye Bastards!
Whats new with the BBI you ask?
Well hello der. Some interesting new developments in the world of the Bastards recently. Our slightly "save the whales" guitar player Jon, felt the need to try and rescue a light post from falling to its doom (such a hippie), resulting in an unfortunate breakage of his entire left hand!!! We have considered putting him down with euthanasia however, the local authorities will not allow this. In addition, we've attempted to shoot him, (but he's proven pretty quick) replace his hand with a dead man's (the technology does not exist for this apparently) as well as, freeze him until he's healed (this doesn't help us though, stupid idea) freeze ourselves, freeze the world, get a hot chick to replace him, eat his hand and gain his guitar abilities, eat his junk and gain his virility (that was Ben's idea... we're considering replacing ben now) and teaching him to play with his feet. This again, was a poorly thought out plan cause few know that Jon has a severe foot fungus problem that caused Rachel to spend 3 days in the hospital with respiratory complications.
No worries though. The Irishmen are planning on a lot of recording time in the month December and will hopefully have some new crap for you all to enjoy by Feb or March. We do have some very big shows upcoming don't forget. The George Evans Benefit on Nov 26th, and opening up for the Street Dogs on Dec. 4th. See our schedule for the details. And as always, drink one for us!
Slainte!
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